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Mahilig ka bang mag basa ng mga nakasulat sa pader o mga pangalan ng mga establishment habang naglalakad o habang naka hinto sa traffic?read on..


On a wall in Laloma street, a sign saysHULI IHI, PUTOL TITI"
Nakasulat sa pader:MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
along a highway in Pampanga:WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
on a self-service restaurant in Cebu:PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
in a Baguio grocery:FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
on a house beside an auto repair shop:NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"
signs at PHILCOA:NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"
in Baguio Country Club:TEMPORARY CLOSE"
in Cubao:NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
on a parking lot:TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
office clinic in Sta. Cruz:DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."
along Luneta Boulevard:BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"(my personal favorite)
on Jeepney and Bus signs:BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:WE SELL ARTIFICIAL! FRESH FLOWERS"
on a delivery truck:NOT FOR HERE"
on window of a restaurant in Baguio:WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
on a street in San Juan:BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"
A graffiti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
On a truck:KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO"
at a construction site in Mandaluyong:BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
somewhere along San Andres:NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
vacant lot near makati ave.:DON'T PARKING"
at an eatery in Cebu:WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
and this is the best of them all!!on a building somewhere in the Philippines.....NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO